10.  God worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden
         because men hate to ask for directions.

    9. God knew that Adam would one day need someone to hand him the TV
        remote.
        (Men don't want to see what's ON television, they want see WHAT
               ELSE  is on!)

   8.  God knew that Adam would never buy a new fig leaf when his  wore
         out and would therefore need Eve to get one for him.

    7.  God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment for
          himself.

    6.  God knew that Adam would never remember which night was garbage
               night.

    5.  God knew that if the world was to be populated, men would never
               be able to handle childbearing.

    4.  As "Keeper of the Garden," Adam would never remember where he
              put his tools.

    3.  The scripture account of creation indicates Adam needed someone
            to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.

    2.  As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone!"

    1.  When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back,
            scratched His head and said,

                                      ..... "I can do better than that."