IMPORTANT RECALL NOTICE !

Subject: .: Important Recall
  IMPORTANT RECALL NOTICE !
        The maker of all human beings is recalling all units
manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect
in the primary and central component of the heart.  This recall is  due to malfunction in the original prototype units code named  Adam and Eve,  resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in  all subsequent units.
        This defect has been technically termed:    'Subsequential Internal Non-Morality', or what is commonly known  as S-I-N, and is primarily evidenced by loss of moral judgment.
 
 Other symptoms include:
  (a) Loss of direction
  (b) Foul vocal emissions
  (c) Amnesia of origin, AKA evolution fantasy
  (d) Lack of peace and joy
  (e) Selfish, and/or violent behavior
  (f) Depression and/or confusion in the mental component
  (g) Fearfulness
  (h) Idolatry
 (i) Failure to operate in harmony with the manufacturers
instructions.
 The manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this
 defect, is providing factory authorized repair and service, free  of charge to correct  the SIN defect. The number to call for the  recall station in your area is P-R-A-Y-E-R.
 Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN by  pressing: R-E-P-E-N-T-A-N-C-E.
 Next, download J-E-S-U-S into the heart.  No matter how big or  how small the SIN defect may be, the JESUS repair will replace it  with:
        (a) Love
        (b) Joy
        (c) Peace
        (d) Long-suffering
        (e) Gentleness
        (f) Goodness
        (g) Faith
        (h) Meekness
        (i) Temperance
 
 Please see operators manual, THE HOLY BIBLE, for further  details on the use of these repairs.
 
 WARNING:
Continuing to operate the human machinery without  correction, voids the  manufacturer's warranty, exposing owner to  serious dangers and problems too numerous to list but which will  result in the human unit being permanently impounded by an  adversarial competitor of the manufacturer.
 
For free emergency service 24 hours a day, call on J-E-S-U-S.
DANGER:   All human units not responding to this recall  action will ultimately have to be scrapped in the fire because the  SIN defect must not enter heaven else all heaven would become  infected.
 
 This Recall notice authorized by:   The Creator.