Aggie Mansion In Heaven

After the University of Texas coach passes on and enters the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter takes him on a tour.  He shows him a small mansion with a longhorn banner hanging from the porch. 

Saint Peter says, “This is your new mansion, coach.”

The u.t. coach looks at his mansion, then turns around and looks at a huge mansion sitting on top of the hill.  It has white marble columns and Texas A&M banners and flags all over it. 

The u.t. coach says, “I appreciate my mansion, but I have a question.  I coached at t.u. and everyone wants to be us.  We won the national championship.  Why does the A&M coach get a huge mansion with A&M banners flying all over the place?”

Saint Peter says, “Oh, No!  That’s the Father’s house.”